I admit, I don’t know what the purpose of spam attached to blog comments could be. Call me “stupid,” I’m used to it, but one rant I’ve written rises above all others as a spam magnet, “Start Seeing Corners and Road Signs.” China, Russia, Hong Kong, and the Philippines spammers (in that order) are attracted to that one essay to the point that I once turned off “anonymous” comment access and, now, I automatically route anonymous comments to my spam holding pen. Typically, I will delete 50-75 anonymous comments due to their spammy nature every week. Often, every one of those comments will have been attached to that one rant.
Maybe I should be flattered? I have a mirror, so that never works. I am entertained to the point that I have left a bunch of those comments in the blog as some sort of reminder that I’m shipping out my thoughts to a autonomous world of non-readers . . . or something. If I were more trusting (could I be less trusting?) I’d have let them all go and I could brag about having written something that received 1,000s of comments. I keep suspecting one of those “anonymous” comments will have an attachment that could do harm to actual readers, but most don’t and I can’t figure out what their purpose is.
On another level, I am sort of proud of “Start Seeing Corners and Road Signs.” It drew a little attention when it was published in Minnesota Motorcycle Monthly (even though the magazine didn’t like it enough to post it on their website afterwards). “Attention,” to my column always meant pissed off bikers posing as real motorcyclists. In that column, I wrote this, “A newbie rider, Harley-shopping guy, Roger Holmes, 59, said it all with his Trib article quote, ‘It makes you feel good. It makes you feel younger.’ Holy crap. One more sucker buying into the marketing bullshit. Dude, you need to have someone take a picture of you and your wife on your hippobike. Put it on your mirror and stare at it every day until you wise up and realize that you not only don’t look younger, you look downright silly wallowing around the road on that porker. Exercise will make you feel younger. Eating smart, giving up smoking, drinking less (way less, for you cruiser characters), and reducing the stress in your lives by avoiding stupid impulse buying and idiotic debt will all make you feel younger (and look younger than your dumber Boomer friends).”It probably says a lot about me, but I am damn proud of that writing and I’ll stick with the content until my bones are incinerated.